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Let me be your fantasy imaginary psycho girlfriend for a month. I am 29 years old, 115 pounds, with natural purple hair and a fascination with death. I am certifiably insane (copy of certificate available upon request).
The details of this auction are listed below.
The winning bidder will receive:
1) One phone call per week from me inquiring as to your whereabouts and accusing you of seeing other women.
2) Long emails professing my love and asking you where this relationship is going.
3) Longer emails telling you that I hate you and never want to see you again.
4) An apology.
5) A perfumed care package filled with personal items and cute girlie type things, accompanied by a note telling you how much I care.
6) A package filled with dead insects, mutilated stuffed animals and disturbing threats.
7) An apology.
8) A love letter written in my own "blood".
9) One personal item (my choice, and most likely in shreds) wrapped around the neck of a doll.
Towards the end of the month, I will call your house repeatedly and hang up when you answer. After the one month is up, I will end the relationship by "suicide", with a note stating that I cannot live without you.
Terms and Conditions:
· Bidder must understand that this may or may not be fantasy role-playing. If you are not prepared to have a psycho girlfriend, please do not bid.
· This may make me your actual girlfriend.
· The month begins after I receive payment.
· I may stalk you after the one month is over, assuming I don’t actually kill myself.
· Payment accepted only through PayPal.
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